hypnicjerk

yeah i thought he was perfect for paul allen in american psycho

fall downer

he’s been spending too much time watching alien and blade runner and not realizing that the megacorporations are the bad guys

i wish i were a tenth this fucking fearlessly cool

death is life, quite literally

>also called the stress hormone

(emphasis mine)

ok freak

turns out asking ‘is this slop?’ spreads awareness better than commenting ‘this is slop’.

is this slop?

maybe… we’re the joke

without more context, i seriously doubt he’s on every one of these flights.

something’s not quite right…

But you could actually literally just look up who downvoted you, then you’d actually know. Votes are public. Then again, you really should just stop caring.

the day i rageresearch who’s downboating my toasts is the day i retire from online

whatever helps you sleep

nobody wants to engage with you because you’re a weird pedantic asshole

are you actually this retarded or just really committed to the bit?

touch grass

gamblers gamble on getting away with it

metacritic is fandom-owned slop, you mean opencritic?

VC will be expecting infinite returns on their money.