People are so good at driving in two dimensions, I think we should add a third.

Truss Social?

Switch to chewing gum. “We’re recycling!”

And yet, consider that some dumbass US border agent thinking the same thing and disappearing Mullinger into a gulag because of it isn’t the absurdity it should be.

The useless (as in, missing) title to the post, most likely.

She keeps her eyes shut and imagines it’s Trudeau, though.

At the time, I was pitching for the doub-loon, but sadly society went for the lame option. :(

Hit the ripper and upgrade your chrome, choom.

A Trump steak, which is worse than both.

Rogan is what happens when the barbarian doesn’t have a miniature giant space hamster to whisper common sense into his ear.

Oh man, I can’t imagine the cost to get the smell out of the seats.

I’m waiting for the inevitable “this lawsuit is so scary we might have to fire another four thousand people…”

Eventually:

Kristian Mansel, 27, said she’s glad that the Democrats have learned their lesson. “If I was still allowed to vote, I’d vote for them this time around.”

How many are saying they won’t vote for Biden, though?

A fine example of Betteridge’s law.

Woman In Total Control of Herself. There’s a song and everything!

I thought accepting a pardon was an implicit guilty plea and have up your fifth amendment protections. Couldn’t they lean on him based on that?