I can’t go to clubs or listen to the sound of Velcro™, and I don’t like the texture of paper. Also, most autistic people I meet assume I am also autistic.
The fact that I can also give a basic history of the ITV network, install Gentoo, and theorise as to why none of the characters in The Simpsons ever age is just the icing on the cake.














What’s with the hair?