I have a cult where we all pretend to be like Shrek in the opening of the hit film Shrek (2001) and are happy and content with our bodies and complete social disconnection and the propaganda decrying us as monsters. I am currently the only member though (I do not leave my swamp (I am happy here (totally content and happy)))

Sometimes I wish that I was into sports, it seems very fun! I feel like I would need to know people irl who are into sports in order to get into sports though. Are sports memes a big thing? I feel like those should/could be a big thing.

Support? No, they were the ones who hurt me in ways that can never heal. They were the ones who kept beating me while I was down. Nothing could be done to make this right. They have won, they have what they wanted, I give up.

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Bionic Marge sort

In the field of computer science no matter how smart you think that you are, there is always a bigger fish. And the bigger fish is Von Neumann. He’s the final boss of the field.

One time I thought I’d turned green with envy (a SIN) but luckily it was just from all the lichen that had grown under my skin

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I’m shaking my head. There’s so much wrong with the world. Every day I wake up and I’m shaking my head. Bad stuff happens and I’m just shaking my head. Sometimes things get a little better but soon enough I’m back to shaking my head. I see something and it’s a real shaking my head moment. Just going around shaking my head all of the time.

Look man I know that my taxonomy doesn’t work… but have you considered that it was created with the intent to work?

I want to be some mythological forest spirit and just spend a century or two just watching these trees. Like that’s gotta be so pretty to see. Unfortunately I’m busy being a flesh automaton in a capitalist hellscape and I need to go be exploited more tomorrow. I don’t even know why I’m typing this, I should be sleeping.

I fucking love trees. Sometimes I see a tree with really thick bark and just fucking look at it. How did it grow to be that way? How long did that take? How tall is this thing? How much does it grow each year? It’s just a fucking tree. And it’s fucking beautiful.

This dog murdered my family okay it is a really bad dog and it’s evil and bad but also really cute so idk if I can hold a grudge against it but what it can hold against me is the gun that it has pressed to my temple because it has forbidden me from using any punctuation in this run-on paragraph

I know that you’re really concerned about being stabbed with knives. But you just need to accept the Hard Truth that you not being stabbed with knives is losing political issue! Really, that’s why we’re losing elections. You can’t have everything that you want. And you need to see where the other side is coming from…

vs

I know that you’re really concerned about being stabbed with knives. One of these candidates is implicitly okay with you being stabbed with knives, and the other wants to personally stab you with even more knives. I recognize the injustice in this and will therefore vote for neither of them! (the worse one won and now you’re being stabbed with even more knives)

Who will win? (spoiler: I don’t know but certainly not you because you’re too busy being stabbed with knives)

Mantle convection as a primary driver of tectonic plate movement

A while ago I became terribly aware of people writing things like “apostrope’s” to indicate plurality. I was pretty convinced that it was a new thing, but I’ve since found examples of people doing that far in the past! I’m not sure if they were doing it at the same rate but they had been doing it for a while.

I know that some foreign language speakers use this as part of their grammar, but they do so according to a rule system. The people I encounter doing this have only ever known american english and do so without any apparent consistency. If you’re going to alter your grammar in that way, at least make it consistent! Like these weirdos. Professionals have standards.

Idk it seems unnatural… we should probably perform violence upon any who practice it.

I’ve dressed this baby in pink so that you know that it has a vagina. Likewise, I’ve dressed this baby in blue so that you know that it’s a penis baby. Blue is the colour of penis. People know that but apparently when mine is blue that’s a “serious medical issue”. No! It’s just not emotionally repressed. It’s okay to feel blue sometimes. All penises are blue (APAB).

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