Russia

A guy who looks like me does.

Me trying to show a zoomed where a file is on the network. Me: “Open file explorer” Zoomer: “What?” Me: “Files…” Zoomer: “Huh?” Me: “Just click the folder.” Zoomer: “Ohhhhhh”

Almost as bad as watching my boomer coworker open notepad and drag a file into it. Just double click or right click open with. Ahhhhh.

I have a few times I rotate through. can’t wait for some new hw

And then Elon musk made a shitty rap about it 3 years later for some reason.

How else would you be able to jerk off together?

I rubbed my dog’s belly, for the glory of the empire.

They are more like the monkeys at the beginning of 2001 banging on the monolith.

They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

I think that means they could rip out your eye balls to prevent you from seeing ads.

Human penis, wolf testicles and scrotum.

HBO go or max or whatever the fuck its been called censored the subtitles to the wire for some reason. My favorite was when it replaced “mother fucker” with “Maryland farmer.” I still use that as an insult sometimes.

Guess I’m more of a plumber than a chemist.

Was a mid 2000s hipster wearing skinny jeans and bright colors. Non hipster girls thought I was gay. Honestly frat bros were generally more pleasant and if they thought I was gay never said anything and just handed me a beer.

I’ll give him this. That shit was crisp. Almost as if he stood in front of a mirror practicing it over and over.

I scrub my legs about 50 percent of the time. Doesn’t feel like they get as dirty as upper half. I do scrub my feet though.

I had a friend a few blocks away growing up and we’d walk over to each other’s house all the time. One day when I was 9 or 10 I was walking home and there were a dozen cop cars outside a house. Next door to them was another kid we knew but who was a grade above us so we weren’t close.

When I got home I told my parents about all the police at this house. They did some digging around and turns out the guy who lived there was a child molester. I didn’t really know what that meant at the time other than it was bad.

I still hope that the kid who lives next door wasn’t one of the victims.

My coworkers make fun of me, but I bring in laptop with a LTE card to work to do any non work stuff. I don’t do anything non work related on company machines.

I do assume IT has too much to do that track what any of us do on our work PCs unless someone gives them a reason.

I hate anything that uses python or depends on whitespace in it’s code. Nothing but fucking problems. You know what’s hard to see an extra space in a line of code. A missing semicolon is so much easier to find.

That’s why I like my mini PC with a laptop GPU. Its not the most powerful, but it can play most stuff at 1080p Very High settings and get 60 FPS all while using 300ish watts. Good enough for me. I really don’t want to deal with noise, size and power consumption of a kitted out gaming rig anymore.