People aren’t too fond of hearbeats under the floorboards apparently.

Great idea except for the part where this is eugenics

Damn you wrote so much only for 99% of people to stop reading after 11 words.

Wake up at 8:00

rest my eyes for a few seconds

11:00

I think I invented time travel

Yup. I was in shorts 2 days ago and today we had an inch of snow

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you’ll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.

Kinky.

Don’t forget the Trekkies.

How is reading a clock something you do less than once a year

Guess who the irresponsible ones voted for.

Mr Hand’s computer

I think this might affect the 2025 bass fishing season

Make the icon a datacenter then.

Char? Immediate upvote.

Shidders fucked

How are your days 40+ hours long

speed of light laser weapon trialled for first time on a British Army vehicle

Who would’ve guessed that light goes at the speed of light

I’m so fucking tires

How the fuck would a catgirl be hacking, she can’t use a computer with paws