I ain’t reading all that

can you scroll down I wanna finish the story

I have a dumptruck, Greg, could you technical me?

can you give me advice on my portfolio

Generalissimo Newsom, my aliexpress orders yearn for freedom

your target

excuse me but I believe the preferred ethno-linguistic spelling is triytskyy

just start microdosing toothpaste

I still think about how Aku went femme mode to catfish Jack, and then 2 episodes later he’s able to create an evil Jack clone

imo lego has non-binary aura

three branches of US government

Lobbyists: write the bills

Staffers: read the bills

Elected officials: come up with zinger titles

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now they just make up shit about us to get mad in their defederated instances

Commendatore ButtBidet, how do I pass a job interview?

the 196 people would love this while not understanding the actual joke

I believe your data has not accounted for the discrepancy between the domesticated Doordash yankee (which is limited in it’s foraging capacity), and the free grazing wild yankee who’s habitat permits access to free refills

innovation is stored in the balls

go full momo

ADL: “He’s just stretching, okay?”