Which ocean is Madagascar in?

It’s 9am in morning, it’s too early for this shit!?! Let’s just call it a coincidence. I’m going back to sleep, they can’t get to you in your dreams.

Aren’t the Island Boys a product of the Florida educational system?

This is great Ted.

I feel you there person.

Mine are very old. Of recent, not a day goes by of inner turmoil bubbling up, wanting me to give them a blast with both barrels (figuratively) about a lifetime of emotional neglect. But I just bite my tongue and talk about the weather over phone. It’s some kind of sick martyrdom controlling my emotions so they don’t have to really feel … right to the bitter end.

4 years from now, who do you want to play Jack?

Trump’s strip mall lawyers should be quietly shitting themselves by this point.

I don’t Stan for anyone these days but I’m a bit in awe of Jack Smith SC. His hobbies include participating in triathlons FFS!?!

If this all pans out it’ll make one hell of a movie.

Anything, anywhere at least tie the knot once.

Remember that time he showed up to work all black and blue because he back chatted Elaine over her runny eggs?

This guy:

THAT’S meant

NOT it to

WHAT I convey

I made this

That’s a long time to give Trump to say some dumb shit.

Always use new … like a normal person.

Algorithms are for people who never learnt to tie their own shoelaces.

A really good example of when not to use an algorithm but it is forced upon the users is Facebook Marketplace. Who wants to see suggested items in a competive secondhand buying market??? It’s a first in best dressed environment. Shows how out of touch with reality FB Devs are.

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