Ay girl… ay girl… ay girl, I know you hear me…

Excuse me, nurse? Can you take my temperature? Because I think I have Jeffrey Combs fever over here!

Main character syndrome.

I have to keep the TV muted while waiting for his shitty show to end and HIGNFY to start. I just can’t stand listening to him speak. Such a punchable face.

I sympathize and it obviously rubbed off on me. My dad called my mother “the white tornado”. Legend has it if you stood still long enough, you’d get dusted.

Okay… but while you were typing all of this, you could have been cleaning. The motto stands.

Oh no, I agree with the latter, but aside from immediate cooking pots/pans/utensils, everything else is put away. I like the multitasking.

The biggest culprit to a dirty kitchen is someone that has never heard the phrase “if you got time to lean, you got time to clean”. My wife hates this philosophy, but when I’m done cooking and ready to plate, the kitchen is spotless. It must be witchcraft!

I mostly lose when my team is clueless (typical lack of situational awareness) or expects me to carry them (I don’t carry trash). That’s when I stop playing and start trolling. Either way, I’m having a good time.

I got a Switch for ACNH and BoTW, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay Nintendo’s exorbitant prices for a new system and games. I’ll experience it vicariously through others.

This is the only way they’ll ever understand.

Good! Fuck Target and their shitty merchandise “selection”. I’ve got an anti-DEI/MAGA-supporting boycott list as long as my arm and they’re in the top next to Walmart and Amazon. After a few weeks, the one thing I realized is that you CAN do without these shitty retailers. I want to see their stocks drop like Tesla’s.

A waste of money. If you buy things just because of a brand’s name or popularity, I’m going to assume you’re a brainless sheep that just wants to “fit in”. Lose that mentality, be your own person and fuck the naysayers.

Something tells me that if AI took over the world, we’d actually be okay.

Nope. I hate all clowns equally. Nightmare fuel.

I hope your socks get wet.

rolls eyes Tourists.

Species dysphoria? You mean misanthropy? Sigh…

I identify as a transgender woman of elvish descent (aka elfkin); I am as much a man as I am a human. I like oneness and harmony with nature, being friendly and kind to others, and enjoy the company of other like-minded folk. I’ve never really seen myself as a human because I don’t identify with a lot of the ideologies that humans represent, and especially the cultural norms they revolve around. A sparse few from what I’ve seen actually see past the subterfuge of humanity and have figured out their own existence.

To me, it seems that humans are very much out of touch with their environment, and the further they progress technologically, the further they become isolated from each other. The wanton desire for sex, money, power, these things do not concern me and lead to a path of self-destruction. The notion of religion and similar belief structures is also very damaging, because it sets a precedent that others must adhere to (power through control), which is not the same as moral obligation (though some of the hardcore seem to think so). I see the species as running down the clock to extinction, and I somehow feel I will witness the end of the Anthropocene in my lifetime, which summates my apprehension and misanthropy towards humans.

Ideally, I’d rather all humans left MY planet so I could live in harmony with it peacefully before they fully destroy it. Either that, or I found a portal back to my own dimension. Even an alien abduction could be very liberating, as I feel so alien already, it could be considered a rescue.

Basically, get your shit together and take it somewhere else. I’m having none of it.