Monkey seee, monkey dooo

If I got a dollar for every bug I’ve submitted that’s in the backlog I’d almost be paid as much as the CEO

Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Because then it skirts past the child deaths

Maybe the ransomware would be better than seeing the video

*three letter agency has entered the chat*

I bet Tesla will stop pushing updates

RIP canada

Can we please halt all human production for the foreseeable future? Why are we willing to risk countless chicken lives over an industry we don’t actually need?

Raw deal… iykyk

Just crushing up a Benjamin to inject this motherfucker right into my vein

Yea a baseline is good. But not allowing belligerent misappropriation of someone else’s money for your own illicit gain as OP says. You think stealing from businesses is ok too?

loool is the right winger in the room with us now?

Classic cop-out. Not a right winger and not living in America.

I have actually experienced the “free” healthcare, unlike your pipedream. And if the American government works so beautifully as it does then I know if they ever tried it the system would be the most glorious disaster ever seen.

Take it from me, you’re better off leaving the US of A then ever seeing a good-working system.

Why do they deserve it?

Someone has to pay for it. Also the “free” healthcare isn’t what it’s hyped to be. Have fun waiting for near eternity or being denied a hip replacement.

People want things for free without consequence

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