GiantFloppyCock

I agree with speaking with your actions here, but at the same time, this seems like some weirdly unnecessary gatekeeping.

This isn’t boomer humor, it’s highlighting a misogynistic practice by flipping gender roles - pretty non-boomer imo.

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

That you, Mr. Lahey?

I’ll do it again

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Ow my testicles!

I like your style

Balaji, … who goes by his first name…

Like… everyone else? Or is it like a Madonna situation where he drops his last name?

Better cover it up with Axe.

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I’ll admit that sometimes you get some low quality stuff that literally tastes like cold toothpaste.

nobody:

Came for climate doom, stayed for Flaco.

But honestly since we all have a chance at being super rich (just have to work hard, put in the hours), implementing any kind of inconveniences for becoming or staying rich is really just a tool of the lazy poor.

Why does it slide across the floor? Do you live on a boat?

I prefer it rare. Wait, no

Yeah it’s a joke - fahrenheit is what they’re making fun of, probably especially because it would be more appropriate to use celsius in the context of “world news”.

This still does not answer which ceasefire you’re referring to. Could refer to Ukraine, for example.