I’m not a Luddite, shit just has to be reliable and actually useful without violating my privacy. Wait a minute…

Pluto is a planet and you will never convince me otherwise.

Try to prosecute that, bitch!

The first article about this said 2300 tons, the second, 1400, and this one 225?

What is worse is the 2300 tons article implied that was seized from one sub. Do any of these dipshits know what a submarine hauling 2300 tons would look like? It would be as big as a container ship.

At this rate we will learn its 2 dudes and a few k’s on a dingy!

Y’all need to learn how to sanitize your inputs!

Tim Walz is the Captain Picard we’ve needed for a long time.

Would you look at that, a actually functioning government!

OK, Zaphod.

Just 45 minutes for windows updates? Must be a bitching internet connection.

I don’t know about this, the worst hated one I remember was parodied in a movie about Nazis on the moon. And the parody seemed fairly accurate, there is that.

She honestly looks more the part of a real honest to goodness handmaid actress from the show than any of the real actresses! Its very strange to me. Seriously, who tf is writing the Earth script this year?