I have several Jira tickets that would like a word with you.

) Found Satan

Was his name Maxwell?

Didn’t Couldn’t see that one coming.

I’m the law!

The same way paper journalism is: ads. But not animated, video, in your face ads. Static images are good enough for print, they should be good enough for online journalism as well.

MUMPS has entered the chat.

I’ve seen this movie. It did not end well.

SB 1780, would make accusing someone of being homophobic, transphobic, racist or sexist, even if the accusation is true, equivalent to defamation, and punishable by a fine of at least $35,000. If passed, the bill would severely limit and punish constitutionally protected free speech in the state.

W. T. F?!?!?!?!?

It’s already started. We just haven’t named it yet.

With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

There are other version control systems out there, and have been for decades. So yes, I would consider git to be modern.

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

TIHI

Kernighan, what was I thinking?

Maybe he’s ethically non-monogamous.

The same goes with being called a liar.

Every statement I make is a lie.

Seriously! The new model and terminology have been around for a decade or so! Why aren’t more people aware of them yet? throws hands up in frustration

But, having said that, now deny that you have an alcohol use disorder without sounding like you have an alcohol use disorder😏

Great. What’s your address, so when Trump wins and we descend into ChristoFascism, I can send you flowers and a thank you note?