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Will he get to wear a giant hat? He should also have a fake military outfit with more medals than anyone.

Pretty sure law only applies to certain people sometimes.

If they didn’t double space they might have gotten a green squiggly line autocorrection. Ah, memories…

Pelosi for pres! Cause democrats! Ahhh we are so fucked…

Holy shit! He’s still alive?

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account… /s

You must construct additional pylons.

Is Trump afraid of Pootin? It seems more like a profound sexual attraction. Well… maybe it’s both.

I just made pasta, a nice al fresco, with penne noodles and garlic cream sauce. Throw in some mushrooms and cherry tomatoes and it pairs nicely with a bottom shelf tequila mixed with redbull in an 2 to 1 ratio, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! hits chest audibly

Okay. Hear me out.

Minecraft and cough syrup.

…and I smoke too much grass to understand this

Pfff no loss whatsoever.

There’s the raw undiluted hostility. I joke because I don’t use reddit. Next insult please?

Whats Reddit? Is that the porn thing?

No, not really, all dissenting thoughts are removed.

That statistic sounds off. 1 in 100?

Anyone remember the time-cube guy? He had a crazy website where he ranted about how 24hr days are a conspiracy. THE DAY IS A TIMECUBE! This image reminds me of him.

One is fat?