Three thirds is 100%…

Like trying to find the pair of glasses you’re currently wearing. Although glasses might be worse, cause eventually I’ll realize my phone is already in my hand. Glasses not so much…

Dalek

Headline says he ignored a court summons. Do you even understand what it means to be served (a court summons)???

TIL there are morons in America who think Mexico is their country

“People use it for that!?”

“It’s almost exclusively that!”

If Kirk were an alien…

Wouldn’t have changed at all.

That event didn’t change him at all, for fuck sake

Uh, no? He’s already been elected to vice chair. In other words, means he won, dumbass.

No way. Q.

Which makes them responsible for any and every crisis directly caused by their opponents. Of course!

Actually, no. That’s pathetic and stupid. Hold the Democrats responsible for the dumb shit they’re actually the cause of, and blame the Republicans for their bullshit. Or, I dunno, tilt at windmills like a fucking idiot I guess? You do you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, so you deserve to use other people’s data for free, but Musk doesn’t? Fuck off with that one, buddy.

Oh, I’m not being serious at all, lol.

That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a hallucinogenic native to that region. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Peyote

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

You can bet the tech bro was just butt hurt that Black Mirror has “black” in the title.

You will literally read the same and believe it…🙄

Hell, I’ve heard MAGAts spout the wall as one of his accomplishments.

Ooh. Whataboutism. So original!

Actually, no.

Wtf??

What the hell are you even smoking???

I do agree with one tiny little bit of your list, though, and that’s the fact that your rebuttal would, in fact, be a waste of time.