But … Republicans are so much like the Taliban.

It’s a distinct possibility. But Trump’s pure as the driven snow. Surely nobody would have anything to blackmail him with.

Is that why? Damn! The more you know!

IT, huh? You know Musk is gonna forcibly hook you up to Neuralink and hack your brain to train AI, don’t you? Then he’ll transplant it into an Optimus robot, so you’ll never be able to fold laundry again! And you’ll fall over a lot!

Well, the going rate for a Trump Pardon is $1 million, so if he can GoFundMe that, she’s laughing.

I hate when this happens to people.

Must’ve been a bear. Lot of bears in Winona.

Lassie Has a Psychotic Reaction to Krokodil

Termites. Could only have been termites. Metal-eating termites.

See, this is where homemade EMP technology can really start to advance. Just make sure nobody around has a pacemaker.

Never doubt the dick.

Does AI even have editors?

Learn

According to that picture, he’s starting to nod off on plane stairs now.

Not even. Primarily because they can’t speak.

I don’t know if you do (and it’s none of my business, so I’m not asking), but if you suffer from depression, or are on some medications for it, a lack of enthusiasm can be a side-effect, and a review with your doctor may be needed.

Put your hand on a hot stovetop. You’ll rapidly become overwhelmed with the desire to remove it.

Many of them left because the ‘AI’ kicked them off.

I wish I could skip that part and just be in the “best friends that have sex” phase forever.

“Success is your journey, not your destination”.