Unfortunately I’m not a 42 year old divorced dad so I’m not qualified to run a smoker

Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

TLDR: it’s a “”“news”“” article about a Reddit post and does not remotely represent the average Apple user

Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

Sure modern Mars bars might be smaller, but they are also lower quality and much, much more expensive.

Also mom: I wonder why <offspring> never tells me anything anymore

Neato, now do the 20 inch iPad where you have to go 2 menus deep to turn on your heated seats