Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

It’s just a widdle baby star.

If the party doesn’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

… HONK!

Edi: Blah, replied to wrong comment.

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

I’m all about enlightened self-interest.

Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.

And so this is Christmas And what have you done?

He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Crap, you’re right.

Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.

It’s actually pretty fun when you play it back double speed, chipmunk style.

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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?

We’re walking about Windows, here. If 32-bit ever dies on Windows, it will be lovingly stuffed and placed on the mantle like a pet whose owner can’t admit it’s gone.