They put him in a freaking turtle suit!?!

That’s suicide prevention clothing in jails… Dude probably doesn’t even have a mattress. It’s likely that the only things in his cell are him, the turtle suit, and maaaaybe a bible.

They’re called turtle suits because jails are actually pretty cold. Not dangerously so but just cold enough to be uncomfortable. If you’re wearing one you’re on suicide watch and they don’t let you have anything else in your cell. No blankets, mattress, books, underwear, or anything. The only real way to get warm is to get into a fetal position inside of the turtle suit. Like a turtle.

I got a surprise suicide booking in a jail way back by a cop who didn’t like me. Kept me in there for 2 weeks with zero human contact. They wouldn’t even say your welcome when I thanked them for my food. Found out when I got out that they were telling the court that I wasn’t mentally suitable for court.

You lose your mind very quickly in those conditions… My paranoia is telling me that they definitely want that…

Man is ketered outta his mind

A bat hit my windshield today on my way home from work and I have been completely heartbroken about it since.

I ended up watching this video last night. It was bootlicking bit of propaganda probably aimed at children…

Just a little PSA. When I was homeless I quickly figured out that nearly all vehicles with MAGAt stickers are unlocked… And the chances of there being a gun in there go up by like 25% per sticker.

Do what you will with this information.

These are also the socks they give you in jail!

I was wondering when this would show up!

Delicious in dungeon!

It’s when she’s riding you cowgirl style and gets violently explosive diarrhea when she cums.

Many many years in the future, long after the great mushroom war, that is what they will call the Earth.

(Adventure Time)

Perfect.

So you’re telling me that deer are made out of hamburgers and bicycles?

They’re not going to threaten our lifestyles!

I saw another post that was saying 90%