!lemmysilver

County sheriff, not town sheriff.

Be careful, you might start a new birther rumor.

I feel like the flip phone should be an accessory to the screen box. It’s a superior device to chatting and hanging up, just make it Bluetooth and snap into the back of the phone.

I’m sure the dish is delicious. But when I go to a restaurant and I have to do work to eat to food, I always get annoyed. I’m paying for this meal so I don’t have to work, dammit.

Boil ‘em, mash’ em, stick 'em in a stew

Nice catch, blanco nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaacked

I have this problem playing smash bros with my kids. Solution? Pump up my handicap to >100% and play Kirby. Basic hits knock Kirby out, so it actually becomes a challenge for me, and they love beating me up. Win win!