That’s a good one. Mine is the Wilhelm scream, damn near startles the life out of me sometimes.

Infuriating

"Omggg I can’t believe they make you work on Easter! That’s awful…

… anyyyywayyyys, I’ll get a double gecko burger, and uhhhh, a side of quail eggs and a large diet Dr. Weasel… thanks!"

Needs more micro greens. Handfuls and heaps of micro greens and micro carrots

hagiography

1: biography of saints or venerated persons

neat word, thanks

Lmao saaaame

Misread it as “Buy a Canadian”

I said satay.

Eat the last tiny bit if your satay, dear.

Log on for the day. Can’t connect to vpn. Last minute meeting invite appears.

Lol I thought it was cali’s BART

Even after the caption, my brain had to adjust for the human sized wine bottles waiting for their morning commute