No more leaks! .·´¯(>▂<)´¯·.

Unless someone else wants to? (⊙o⊙)

Seems like a nerf to republican ad campaigns which makes me wonder why they voted for it

I see what you mean, there’s definitely zionist weirdos that start shit from time to time in this area, but zionism is so prevalent in many areas of the world I suppose this isn’t a unique experience.

This is not Starbucks I wouldn’t be caught dead in one. I don’t find them all that hostile, just passionate.

The anarchists love their little A don’t they? How cute!

Zionists are made to feel unwelcome at this establishment from what I’ve seen. They still vandalize public protest art and messaging around here but we are persistent.

Breaking: Diane Feinstein has come out of retirement to fill Gerry Connolly’s seat in the Oversight Committee.

Capitalism is when no electricity

Anyone think he is gonna get pardoned or is Trump just gonna let a Nobel peace prize winner George Santos languish in prison?

Listen folks, nobody raises tariffs like me BIG, BEAUTIFUL tariffs, the best tariffs! Then, because I’m a very stable genius, I lower them. Why? STRATEGY! The Art of the Deal, people! You gotta keep ‘em guessing! China’s like, ‘Wow, this guy’s crazy!’ (They respect it.) One day it’s 240%, next day it’s 20%. It’s like a roller coaster, but classy. Very classy. SAD losers don’t get it!

Some people are saying this is chaos. WRONG. It’s flexible brilliance. You’re welcome, America!

elongated muskrat has a botched penile implant that exploded his willy

More bills written by quacksalvers, animal magnetizers, hypnotists, and bloodletters, PLEASE! I love it so much!

Mission: Acquired.

Mission: Complete.

Whenever I see these bad haircuts on these evil shitbags I like to think their hairstylists are based and do a shitty job on purpose.

an affront to humanity.

I had some wireless buds, but they just permanently died after sitting in their case in my desk drawer. My partner had the same model but she never used them and they were dead too. (yes, we tried charging them). Bought a cheap pair of wired earbuds for 10 bucks and life is great.

Why even have a budget at this point? Just give the military all of the money. (don’t actually do this)

just shows how lying is OP and if you lie enough it becomes truth to those you lied to