5 I remember liking dot matrix screen and browsing bit rushed WAP sites on it. Also being annoyed about having to activate the phone before I could use it.

I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else.

I love you Lemmy never change.

Its funny that the Wii alone can play all the n64 and GameCube games out there. But that requires effort and this is way funnier in my opinion. Thank you for posting this OP.