Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

Is this what “dead cat bounce” means?

The politics are too convenient

What do you mean by modern physics, exactly?

In general, even simple problems can get very messy very fast without simplifying the scenario.

https://xkcd.com/669/

This is cool. Is it legit?

Did I fucking say that?

I did, a few weeks ago.

I’m part of that 5% thay says she aint left enough.

3 referrals. 2 from psych, 1 from medical to confirm they have been receiving long-term hormone replacement therapy.

For a nose job. The thing that cis folks don’t need ANY sign-off for.

Sounds like a challenge!

NATO is a defensive alliance and the Israeli government is filled with war criminals who need to be thrown in the Hauge

Edit: To the instance-blocked guy who replied that “Thrown in the Hauge” has a weird energy:

Fine, I missed a capital letter. But also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Penitentiary_Institution

Follow up question: If I reformat and write my drive with 0s, how reliable are the mechanisms to recover previously stored data on:

• An hdd
• A ssd

Asking as a hypothetical for a hypothetical friend.

You may have mixed cause and effect here. Marines crave crayons and will eat anything crayon shaped.

The Irish!

The lizard men have dirt on Trump and installed one of their own as his VP in order to assert more direct control on the front-facing side of the government?

Too bad the shadow government won’t cooperate because Donald’s a prick.

The only person who can actually convince the shadow government to act in the interest of the people is Kamala.

vote kamala for shadow government envoy (president)

Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.

All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, I swear, but I think Trump had a minor stroke. That’s exactly what it sounds like.

We’ll see in future appearances, I guess.

Correction: The idiot who installed the shelf ALWAYS forgets to bolt the shelf into the wall unless you personally verify.

Trusting equipment you didn’t check gets you killed.

A fuckton of Newtons perpendicular to a support beam is different from 1k Newtons downward

If this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.