the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot

1984 or something idk i dont read

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠

when she calls me imperator 😍

that’s awesome and yeah I was in a similar boat (deep voice with vocal fry). if your experience will be anything like mine, there will come a moment where it just clicks and while it won’t immediately give you an angelic voice, manipulating your voice will feel so much more intuitive (and that’s where it gets really fun ime).

I’ve been doing voice training recently with quite a bit of success. don’t forget to have fun with it and play around! the lions share of the work is figuring out which muscles in your neck you want to use. voice training doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom, it can be an actually fun thing to do! and trust me, it’ll be worth it when you finally hear your true voice <3

no, obviously not

but what is love?

🥺

how can people know if you’re bluffing if you don’t even know if you’re bluffing?

🤠

confirm that ‘bongo obliterator’ mia will be allowed to ‘play [client] like bongos’: y/n

i’m giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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❒ B ❒ V ❒

i bet your butt has a crack in it

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ