For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.

American Jesus

(noun)

pronounced Jee-bus

The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss

I hate the interface rework that requires you to use your mouse, and won’t play new versions because of it

Art of the meal

My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up

Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:

“It hurt itself in its confusion stupidity!”

I saw one of those with TWO cab extensions yesterday, there was like 2 feet of bed and the rest was just all cab. I cannot wrap my head around the thought process of whoever built that piece of shit.

Its a LG Rebel LTE

There isn’t a version of LineageOS available for my phone : (

I’ve been using the same off-brand MP3 player for like 15 years now. That thing is indestructible and has better battery life than my phone