So true bestie

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Oh look a corrupt Republican appointment to the scotus. If only we had some method of preventing Republican presidents from making nominations to the supreme court…

Now imagine we can only ever eat what the first humans ate

How to narcissism in five easy steps

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Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CPv90AhfU

Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

quick GIS

…Raytheon’s logo really is that loading circle

Not less ridiculous than the right’s actual complaints.

ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.

I feel like even the concept of a tv station is a bit outdated despite technically still existing.

“Entertainment companies used to decide what shows were playing at 5pm”

“no see I didn’t steel that necklace I simply took it without permission”

Possibly related note: Jesus’s rules on divorce do not permit a woman to leave an abusive marriage.

Depending on which gospel you’re reading a man may either leave an adulterous wife(Matthew)or not under any circumstances(mark, luke).

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Pro gamee move: Start with red pill, take blue pill when you get back to the point in time where the choice is offered

I’m pretty sure hitting the power button is a forfeit

I’d like to know the backstory for why “cap” became the slang, not so eager to find out why the asses are dead

rape, slavery

It draws an odd moral line here where a virgin prisoner of war can basically be raped for the rest of her life as a “wife” but the act of doing so makes it so the “husband” cannot sell her into slavery after leaving her.

I think the best way of summing up biblical ethics is “there’s animal rights but women are the animals”

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