“It’s still better than a democrat!”

Well sure, but this is danish.

I can’t wear a kilt because dandruff falls on my shoes…

baby powder has changed my life… And habits…

Maybe because america is currently being controlled by russia.

“Rapists and murderers”

“Rapists and murderers”

“They’re not sending their best.”

It’s your presidents words by the way.

IIRC it was a baker couple from Wien (Vienna), that moved to Denmark and started making them. So Danes actually call danish pastry wienerbrød, meaning “Viennese bread”.

“violence is never the answer” - German people after Night of the Long Knives.

Don’t be silly…

He brought his side couch. His own is at home getting the stains out.

Happy birthday. I presume you’re over 3,141592653589793238462643 years old.

won’t someone rid me of this turbulent russian asset?!

This blew my mind. All those movies!

So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bullshit?!

Cave woman that I helped: “You’re not installing porn are you?”

Me: “Uhh, no?! Is that what you meant by helping you to setup the computer. Are you mistaking me for your husband?”

Karen from HR: “What is RBF, and why do you think I have it?”

As a European, I think it’s because of all the “land of the free”, “we’re #1”, “the american dream” and “the american melting pot” bullshit.

Whatever that means when looking at history. It was only as an adult that I found out america is the villain.

That reminds me, I need to hire a gardener for my lawn, that my neighbor is in the process of illegally paving.

I know how to prioritize, much smart…

Yeah! I’m sick of being fired and/or preserved in a container.

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit” - J. R. R. Tolkien

That is just how all good things start; with a small idea that grows. Same with anything creative.