Just the fact that they can is enough for me to avoid them. Ain’t showing up with a thermometer to see if they decide to fly today 😔
Dude, roaches can fly…
Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision
I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH
"strawberry".split('').filter(c => c === 'r').length
It was going to be a maze!
you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!
you’re not my real dad
They’re pretty much next to each other, but yeah separate.
my wife’s narcissistic mom be like
this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again
it’s always Willem Won’tem with you
oof ouch owie