aber mit wachsmalstiften malt man nicht auf der straße

Since Europe (especially Germany) likes its acronyms, why not call it EPSos (spoken “app-sauce”) for European Publich Sector OS?

Wedding dresses.

have you tried SecScanQR? It’s on FDroid. hasn’t been updated in some time but still works for android 13

A pool floor cleaner?

Bin doof, was genau wird hier ausgesagt?

Ich fühle mich angegriffen…

Seems like someone asked Ditto to morph into unspeakable things…

As far as I remember, vine didnt really fail, it was just killed off one day.

Steam-Catapulted cuteness incoming

Ever seen Watchmen? Getting covered in boiling hot oil is more than enough to kill you. And the worst part is its a slow and painful death as you get third degree burns on your whole body and then die a couple days later from your organs shutting down one after the other. People tend to forget how important their skin is.