I read this in Arnold’s voice

There’s a bot here for that… I just don’t remember how to use it.

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I read hippos as hippies and was thoroughly confused by the time I read the whole thing

Holy fuck 200k workers!? I’m not familiar with lemmy internals but I’ve literally never seen any program run anything close to well at levels that high. Want some help from someone who is a DevOps engineer by day? I think I remember you said you were a psql dba professionally so maybe my experience could help out?