Not till he offs himself

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Having the light on makes it easier to piss on the cat

I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi

I think truck driving is probably the next thing. There’s laws (at least in the US) about how long a driver can run without rest, long haul routes are generally not very crowded with traffic nor complicated. If you can get twice as many hours out of a robot than a human, you can recoup the investment pretty quickly. I could see a hub-and-spoke model where robots handle the long spots with humans taking the busier spokes.

“The 7th Guest” was my jam

Also, $6 for a fucking sponge

Dems have been so effective, I see no possible way this could fail

Put the swears back, kthxbi

“no money no problems”

Counterpoint: STFU, nerd

We need to post harder, not smarter

“and that’s why I’m turning you in”

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Trump getting Musk deported would be insanely funny

Wait, I can get my moobs removed?

Is that just his handle, or his legal name? This context is crucial.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_Chicago

Oooh! Pick me pick me!