Ich, der Amerikaner

Why does Dutch look like what Americans think German sounds like?

Weird, I didn’t know people pronounced it dye-cals /s

These comments are like a treasure trove.

I didn’t see anyone mention Kodi as an alternative to smart TVs. It’s better in every way than the Apple TV I won from a raffle at work. The best part is that my TV box is just a computer so I can use it to host other services too

It reminds me of my teacher from northern Wisconsin that would say words like “bag” and “flag” as “bayg” and “flayg”. She would say “back” and “flack” like you’d expect but for some reason “-ag” words got the different vowel

America has been strategically sitting on a couch eating strategic cheeseburgers for the past 50 years

Weirod son of Nimrod, first of his name, hunter of rabbits

CRANK THAT HOGG, BROTHER!

This is the fart side shat

I’m lookin’ and I’m lichen

Hide beneath your monkey skin Feel his love, nurture him Kill the truth or speak the name

A sharp knife helps keep the ouchie chemicals inside the onion since it causes fewer cells to rupture

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare

He’s got some issues with his sources on this video (one is a secondary source from the 1840s for example). I want his claims to be true but take the info with a grain of salt.

One thing that tends to get left out is that peasants had a lot of work to do at home. Washing and repairing clothes, maintaining tools, cooking and preserving food, etc all had to be done by hand.

“My expertise is mostly in sorting algorithms. I don’t see how–”

“Shut up, nerd! Get in the tower and make the planes stay in the air”

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

Reminds me of the game Contraband Police that used Cyrillic Соитяaьаид on the poster which reads “Soityaa’aid Police”

For some reason if you put that sound at the beginning of a word most English speakers can’t say it.