I think the hamster has a better chance in the microwave

Edit: stupid spelling

I see you’ve met my ex wife.

Realistically, you only need a garage

I think I’d just get tired of bacon.

Wait, cyber trucks hava a liver?

Micro services alone aren’t enough. You have to have proper observability and automation to be able to gracefully handle the loss of some functionality. Microservice architecture isn’t a silver bullet, but one piece of the puzzle to reliable highly available applications that can handle faults well

Like if everytime someone mentioned the usa people were like “Oh are you afraid of being shot? bet you have to constantly watch out for being shot huh? shot?”

As an American, I kinda am…

I’ve been sick… I’m pretty sure I may have bought this toilet paper.

Squidward?

It’s easy, get some sticks and start banging on things… It’s not like us drummers are smart or talented 😁

Great defense from the lifted trucks with improperly aligned LEDs

Dotnet core 3.x exists

Dotnet core 4 never existed because they wanted to make it the mainline dotnet… That means framework is retired and everything is now the slimmer multiplatform runtime.

Land mines are still mines.

It’s more of an SLM.

It’s like using vim as your text editor.

What does the M stand for?

Are you hanging from the ceiling?

Wow, such a cute pup. Really looks similar to the old guy I lost a few months ago…

Back in the early 90’s…

Is 24/7 the newest version from Microsoft?