It was important to remove all information about wh o actually wrote this joke, and to add an image of a fish for those who don’t know what salmon means.

Stolen Continents

I guess you are ar least consistent in spewing aggression

So maybe I’m not so stupid for frequently thinking, every time I start Signal (the app): “Sigunaru.”

I think “pants” is also underwear in the UK.

You could make a few bucks on etsy or redbubble or something. I didn’t create this image, so as far as I know it’s free to use. Probably.

Aw. It is sad how you’ve been oppressed. You have my thoughts and prayers.

Same. So I shared.

Oh, god. Sick.

This is a great format for his jokes

“Country star”… Kacey Musgraves? Yup, it’s her. Fuck yeah.

You’re the best

The main way polygraphs work is called the “bogus pipeline.” It means that people are afraid of being caught lying so they tell the truth when hooked up to the machine.

Is this that thing that was clearly a satire post? Did this paper buy it?

It honestly sounds like the judge has a point. The plaintiffs contended that there was a constitutional right. There doesn’t appear to be, in Mississippi.

where is this quote? I’d rather share that than some influencer quoting the quote.

And if they do, some of us will take national tours for the express purpose of pissing on every one of them.

There is a lot of solid scholarship questioning the label “male loneliness epidemic,” but not because scholars are stupid enough to equate having sex with an absence of loneliness.

I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians

*whale’s