Morning people hit KPIs, I bet you can’t even fucking measure fun.

That’s infuriating, I was going to recommend that. It gets cancelled because it doesn’t make money, but it saves so much money by preventing people from using a higher acuity of care than they need.

I’m just going to swing for the fences with the always objectionable, “fiction trumps rules.”

He also appears to have sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, which also sounds sort of important or something.

Fuck Ron Johnson.

Yes, I know it’s the wrong Johnson but, still, it needs to be said.

It’s the usb-c of standards!

top/bottom, clearly.

So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.

Cowardice.

As if he drives himself.

The thing that bugs me is how any order given to subordinates is a use of executive power, right? So that’s immune. But say the subordinate considered refusing an unlawful order. Why, then would they decide to refuse the order when the president could also choose to pardon them for any crimes they committed during the execution of the unlawful order?

They’re already trying it on appeal, though. Sure, they’re applying federal precedent to a state case, but why would Trump’s team let stop them?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw4yp9g7ynwo

Oh, neat. 😢

Can they, though? I’m sure there’s some 200 year old policy about having all ballots cast into the straw hat behind the vending machine on a Thursday afternoon between 3 and 5, in order to count.

Unless you change the laws to say you can! Which was the point of the above comment.

His post-grad ghost writers (“clerks”) said that.

Thank you, I had no idea the first phone emoji characters were a third party add-on. That explains how they got there, since Apple is pretty notorious for not including people shaped things in their art.

The original emojis were white before the yellow and darker tones were added in 2015. Look up Katrina Parrott for the backstory. In short, before yellow was the default, White was the only option, and that’s kinda racist, and was only 9 years ago.

Yellow was simply a neutral addition to emojis that matched well with the existing yellow smiley face (which that French asshole keeps charging people for).

Thanks for questioning your assumptions. Further reading if you’re interested:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/pranavdixit/katrina-parrott-skin-tone-emojis-patent-office-warren

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=parrot+skin+tone+emoji+&t=ffip&ia=web

Viridian, vermilion, and verdigris. That’s why it feels green.

She continued, “don’t they know, we could just hand this country to Putin, right now! They’d buy it! They’d fucking buy it and call us patriots for our treason, just fucking like last time!”