Brad

You would think but, then again, there’s a lot of things that I thought that have turned out to not be the case lately.

Holy shit that was uncomfortable to watch

Fucking nazi bullshit. I’m so sick of these pieces of unjustifiable shit.

Damn it’s almost like humans could actually stop fucking with everything for a single fucking second and it would be okay

Maybe they could put 50% of the mental calories they’re dedicating to reverse-engineering acronyms toward like stopping the nazi problem

Ooh, ours could start with “A-” for America

It’s very much a “This man has had all of the human parts of him replaced with money and nobody has ever corrected or interrupted him” vibe

Lol I’ve spent a lot of time trying to like trace down the threads of his dialogue because it’s so shockingly chaotic

“Well you know it’s a tragedy, these planes are usually so safe, big beautiful aircraft- have you ever been on one? Very nice but the “flight attendants” you have to call them flight attendants now because you get in trouble if you call them a stewardess but that used to be the name of the job! They used to say “I want to be a stewardess when I grow up!” but now they let anyone do it and you have to say the right thing or the left will come after you. The news media. The media will come after me and say “He doesn’t think men should be on airplanes” but I love airline workers. Nobody loves our amazing airline workers more than me and people tell me that all the time”

There were ways to make it clear that it was insecure that didn’t alienate an arguable majority of their casual userbase.

That was a pretty wild decision

A frog in a well…

China could probably stand to spend some time not having an extremely strong stance on babies.

Gr8 b8 m8