Who Let The Dogs Out 🐾

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Cake day: May 8th, 2021

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  • @yogthos

    Bingo of Awful IT Processes

    A call to discuss calls
    4-hour planning
    Invited to groom a task, but there are no requirements
    QA is not needed: just write code without bugs
    These 20 tasks are needed very urgently
    Story points = hours
    Timetracker
    Let’s squeeze the quarterly plan into the sprint
    No time for refactoring and technical debt
    Estimate the feature high-level, but with a 1-hour margin of error
    Finished the feature? It’s not needed anymore, remove it
    But this is a simple task. Is it difficult for you or something?
    Unregistered overtime
    Daily standup for near 1 hour
    Let’s quickly discuss this verbally with the whole team
    Cutting costs, increasing involvement non-materially