“Suck who? I’m gonna do what you tell me.”

Trump.

Edit: QuarterSwede beat me to it, so I’ll go for Musk as a close second.

Well then, as lemmy’s self-designated High Corvid of Progressivity, I extend to you the traditional Fediversal blessing of:

remember kids:

A place in heaven is reserved for those who speak truth to power

Deleted by moderator because you upvoted a Luigi meme a decade ago

…don’t mind me, just trying to make the reddit experience complete for you…

It’s time for a nationwide movement to dox ICE agents.

Nah, just say the plague will ravage the land, war will last for another seventy years, and you’re the only hope of salvation - that pretty much sums up the late 1300s. Then just get your followers off the battle lines, adopt a bunch of cats to keep the rat problem at bay, and practice basic sanitation and isolation - what we learned during COVID.

Within a couple of years, yours will be the only thriving community. Play your cards right, stay peaceful, prosperous, and show deference to the church and you’ll be pretty much set. Might even wrangle a sainthood if you play your cards right.

/s to all this of course… most likely I’d just use my extensive knowledge of porn and poetry to try and charm a noblewoman to take care of me.

Prophecy some major upcoming events, subsequently market myself as a saint, grab a comfy church position, sell indulgences, profit. Works in pretty much any era.

Yes.

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Rock out with your Spock out

In the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series, frack means fuck.

smokes flower

yes.

If you’re looking to get to California, have your husband check out PG&E - they’re almost always actively hiring linemen at that rate - usually higher. You can make it here on $100k relatively comfortably if you’re smart with your $.

There’s still racism here, but it’s nowhere near what you see on the east coast - less institutional, at least in Northern California - this changes depending on how far inland you go. SoCal is considerably more tribal, and the LAPD has a bad history when it comes to race relations, but still not on the same level as WV.

Source: multiracial family, lived all over

Relax. The world will spin beside itself to pull you in, with threats and hopes beyond compare…

-Phish

It’s ok to take a step away and breathe. As my Spanish teacher used to say, if you don’t have your health you don’t have anything. When you’re ready to return, you’ll be welcomed back with open arms (because you are one of the coolest cats on here), but feel no guilt about taking the time to take care of you.

Best wishes from a stoned crow - get well soon!

Super Mario Lion King Brothers

Coming soon to console near you - Scarluigi DLC available with Season One Battlepass

Despite all your rage, you were still just a 5th level mage…

Dunno… doodles are too clean. Napkin is suspiciously clean as well = no coffee stains, no wrinkles, no bad poetry. Looks like AI to me, or at least Photoshop.

This is almost exactly what happened to me on Monday, resulting in a fifteen hour day.

My particular jenga piece was an Access query that none of my predecessors had deigned to document or even tell me about… but was critical to run monthly or you had obsolete data embedded deep within multi-million dollar reports.

Thank god I don’t work on salary anymore, or I’d be really upset.

Treason.