“small government” != sticking your nose into other people’s sex lives

Currently in the hospital after dealing with a neutropenic fever (fun fact: somewhere around 106.3f your brain can no longer form coherent speech) stemming from way-too-stronk chemo. I concur, fuck cancer.

Oh no, please continue defending the fetishization of animals like it doesn’t make you look like an animal fucker, it amuses me greatly. :D

See the reality is that jerking it to animals fucking is still jerking it to animals fucking, regardless of whatever fiction you like to tell yourself. See I really don’t care about that last part, the reality is yer still jerking off to animals. Which, again, not all that different from the pedophile who jerks it to loli and justifies it with “akshually she’s a 12000 year old goddess in the form of a 9 year old”. They’re still a pedophile. If you like your fiction you tell yourself to sleep at night, why, good for you champ! Your reality distortion field only covers you, though. Doesn’t mean I have to indulge it. c:

Yyyyyyeeeeaaahhhhhh no that doesn’t hold water. See, fetishizing animals is wrong, and I don’t know if you know this, but they also do that. A lot.

And I don’t know if you know this, but being the guy defending loli and shota still makes you a pedophile, just the same as being the guy defending fetishizing animals makes you a dogfucker.

It’s okay, I still forgive your stupidity.

Hello, Tumblr. By the time “we are all here”, the acronym will include the alphabet, numerals, and quite possibly other glyphs (if someone throws an emoji on there so help me god). Human sexuality is varied and diverse if you haven’t noticed. I am not learning an acronym long enough to singlehandedly win a game of Scrabble just so everyone can feel special. Not happening, sport, and most people would agree – which is why this will never catch on and Tumblrinas need to stop trying to force it to.

Wow, that’s a lotta words. I have better shit to do than read an angry dogfuckers essay.

I’m gay and I support this comment.

We do not need to represent every single minority in the acronym, that’s what the rainbow flag is for, that’s literally the entire point of the flag because a rainbow includes every color. “LGBT” rolls off the tongue nicely and there are zero repercussions in tacking a + on the end of it. If I have to memorize a new, extended acronym every fucking few months just because Tumblr can’t stand not being on their social high horse I am gonna have a fucking aneurysm.

It doesn’t surprise me that a subset of people with lacking social skills who fetishize and fuck animals are proficient in a field that doesn’t require social skills. That’s just kind of how the chips fall when you don’t know how to socialize and date like a normal person, it’s that or they live out of their parents basement.

Again, it’s okay, I forgive your stupidity.

given where you seem to post, you.

it’s okay, I forgive your stupidity

good heavens the amount of absolute degens in these comments is staggering

Nothing to it but to do it.

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

Truthfully I can’t wait for Ghost in the Shell to become reality, but I sure as shit don’t want Musk and his bullshit to have any part in it.

Oh wait you’re serious.

I have this, you can buy a programmable LED sign off Amazon for a chunk of change ($150 for a decent sized one that’s bright enough for daylight use), stick it in your rear window, and then make your own custom messages to display. My favorite is “Move over” after passing someone on the right I’ve been stuck behind in the left lane for the past two miles.

Conflict between Israel and Palestine, color me shocked. Next you’ll tell me China and Taiwan aren’t the best of friends.

Crazy man says crazy shit. He does realize the absolute stink the right threw for eight solid years over Obama not being from this country, but Kenya? Guess why. It wasn’t because he was fluent in Kenyan or that he practiced Kenyan traditional customs.

It’s because the GOP, and it’s powerbase, is full of old, white, rich, bigoted fuckheads that will absolutely not vote for someone whose name they can’t spell or have trouble pronouncing, or anyone whose skin color is darker than “spray tan”. They might let him sit at the table like they did with Herman Cain, but I can guarantee you all the right-wing buzzwords and talking points in the world won’t be enough for those old fucks to consider him “one of us” and throw their weight behind him. It’s a fat fuckin’ chance. If they hated eight years of a president Obama, they certainly will not welcome with open arms someone to be named president Ramalamadingdong. Ain’t happening.

Because that went so well for those states the first time, right?

man, I dunno if she’s gonna get a conviction, but this is definitely going to be the Watergate of this century, the defining political shitshow for a generation. And it’s gonna be fantastic to watch.

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