Food banks are already pretty lame. It pisses me off when I ask for money online so I can eat and I get messages about some food bank an inconvenience away that’s open tomorrow afternoon or something. Like gee thanks.

Anyone else immediately think of the scene from Children of Men where they arrive at Bexhill?

There’s really no excuse for outright banning masks except chud “freedom.”

Guess I’ll die then.

Imagine being a Neolithic farmer, being brought to present day, and shown this.

I’m subbed to @translating_falasteen (prob spelling wrong) on Instagram and shit, that’s some horror.

That’s sort of what severe opioid withdrawal is. Your body’s natural pain/sensory signaling adjusts to the hyped up level of opioids (which your body produces naturally, which is why we have opioid receptors), and when the rug gets pulled out from under them, you’re in massive excruciating pain because not only can you feel that bullshit—it’s fucking horrifically painful.

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it actually works, but it’s kind of like that.

I have a unibrow. Uh oh. *Cop knock*

I’m a meth addict and all of my friends are too. Boy oh boy you are wrong about that last part.

Long-term meth use, the kind where you use multiple times a day every day, has the opposite effect from what you would expect. We are fucking messy as fuck. When a power user has a space of their own like a house or a car or a tent—disorganized clutter wall to wall, you often cannot move from one point to another without some weird acrobatics

/r/askportland is surprisingly nice. There’s even people dunking on the OP.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Libs will ban you from their subreddits for disagreeing with this.

I was saying to myself “has to be a joke” over and over until I skimmed to the end and saw it.

OUR Supreme Leader

Chinese internet memes are such a fucking blast.

We did it Reddit bazinga

I didn’t even realize anyone currently living in Gaza would actually choose to collaborate with Israel.

The linked tweet says this was a criminal gang. While the lumpenproletariat (a class of which I am a proud member, mind you) can have class consciousness and can be revolutionary, oftentimes we will just do whatever and while we often are not pieces of shit, we each possess a moral compass that looks like someone threw it against a fucking wall, repeatedly. Like for example, in this fictional story I’m writing, the main character knows one or more drug dealers who are very progressive-minded, or even of marginalized identities (LGBT, women, neurodivergent), who get their shit from literal neo-Nazis or other dirtbags (whom they are, weirdly enough, on friendly terms with); one of the characters is simultaneously a feminist and accepting of LGBT people, a very kind person, and also a fucking Trump supporter.

Not trying to suggest these dudes weren’t pieces of shit, mind you.

What was the original?

I don’t get the hexbears saying they like this one better.

High Bailiff? What is this fucking Game of Thrones?