Can’t keep the story straight. First it was a bullet and since no one is buying that it becomes a glass fragment from a magic bullet.

They are saying now it was a glass fragment. Story keeps changing.

“at”

“at”

You saw a face with red liquid on it I will admit that much. What that liquid was or how it got there is not something I have evidence for.

“shooting”

I am sorry I wasn’t clear.

And that sixth grader’s name? Albert Einstein

Yeah yeah I suck, get in line and take a number. At least I am not putting on a show of how noble and wonderful I am, unlike some people.

🤷‍♂️ it wasn’t like he was good at paying child support anyhow. They won’t notice for months that he is gone.

The person you should really feel bad for is the tow truck driver who will have to haul his F250 away

Liquid smoke has warning labels on it

Blasphemy

Come to my next game night and you can have enough until you carb pass out

:shrug

They were at a Trump rally. Do you really feel that bad? Right now there are probably a few people who are kinda happy they don’t have to deal with this person anymore.

You mean working from home, seeing wildlife in my city, having an excuse to not spend time with people who annoy me, day drinking.

Oh no please anything but that

Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

Look no one is paying you to pretend to care. So you can drop the act of being desperately worried, monocle dropping, about those poor dears in America.

If every single one of those Washington DC fucks died tomorrow it would bother me less than the funny smell my car’s air conditioner is now making. They don’t give a shit about me so why should I give a shit about them?

Meh I won’t lose any sleep over it