I’m going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You’ll learn your lesson real quick.

Mirab, with sails unfurled

What episode is that?

I’d dip my breadstick in that.

How does this agenda look?

7:00 Wake up

8:00 Be bisexual

9:00 Eat hot chip

10:00 Lie

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

ce n’est pas un chat

I was also lurking without an account as I was waiting to see if reddit would get cold feet about pulling the plug (not that I had any real hope).

For me it’s the principle of the thing. I don’t want to support a business that conducts itself that way.

My first post. RIP RIF.