Exactly this.

Based on my 2020 experience, seeing people whining about not being able to go to Olive Garden, I am pretty sure that the keyboard warriors are not prepared for the inconvenience of living in a war zone.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to “Light of Christmas” by Owl Cities.

Cursed Monkey Paw:

Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.

It might ruffle some feathers at the RNC that he is treating their debate invite like he treats a Congressional subpoena.

I agree, It should not be.

But Trump thinks that the cops these days are not rough enough with their suspects.

Babe, the latest AI torture test just dropped.

Every attempt to fix this is met with boomers screaming about ruining the unique character of the neighborhood.

Best description of NPR that I have ever heard came from Conan O’Brien at a Whitehouse correspondents dinner:

“News that’s delivered as if there was a baby asleep in the next room.”

Joking aside though, they do a great job of calmly and rationally talking about controversial topics. The weekend shows can get surprisingly spicy though.

Bold statement considering that the prosecutors have boxes of evidence piled all the way up to to the chandeliers.