Those $3k were selling crack and blow! We’ll take them away
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Had to replace the starter on my moms Toyota sequoia. Idk if it’s a common design on V8, but I had to take the manifold off just to get access. Read every that I should replace the knock sensors while I’m in there. Didn’t. 2 months later, check engine light for one of the sensors. FML
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
Technology@lemmy.world•The Army Is Burning Through Its AI Tokens. Members of the Army received an email informing them that they were rapidly depleting their AI tokens, and needed to limit use.English
11·17 days agoI’d like to think that they ask needless questions like what’s the date and finish with saying ty.
Nice, I looked up some markup, but this one’s new to me. Thanks!
The inigo montoya style:
Step 1: Give a polite greeting.
Step 2: State your name.
Step 3: Establish a personal connection.
Step 4: Manage expectations of the relationship.
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Pfft, I don’t stop raising my strokes until I start floating and start releasing emissions.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
Technology@lemmy.world•Five Tech Giants Are Using Enron’s Accounting Strategy to Conceal $1.65 Trillion in AI DebtEnglish
16·19 days agoI’m clutching my 10k tightly. They won’t be getting my future 2 weeks of groceries!
I’d love a used model s p100d, but then I’d be in a Tesla.
I live where we have 3 seasons of summer and about 1.5 months of hoodie weather. There was a freeze and actual snow! spouse took a hoodie, other ones were dirty. I took my wool blanket, folded it in half, and used 3 safety pins to hold it in my shoulders. It looked like this
But in dark gray with sweater, jeans, and my tan work boots. I felt damn cool and people were checking me out. Live your dreams!
I also remember them going back to basics and explaining the scientific method to them. The whole crowd was laughing at them.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go.English
19·1 month agoThere’s also the chance you’ll get sold to be blown up
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They were right all along...English
2·1 month agoYou can live from unabomber to perpetually online as you want. I’d love to live in a half hectare with a garden, trees, internet, solar panels, and 45 minute drive to a large town. Read books, WFH, etc. Its what you choose. Unfortunately, it’s money holding me back. Maybe in 20 years
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
memes@lemmy.world•If Europe has started experiencing over 40°C heatwaves frequently, then this planet really is fuckedEnglish
9·1 month agoWe’re gonna end up having to go with geothermal heat pumps instead of radiators trying to dump heat in +40C air. this guy modified a window unit and was surprised at how well it did. Results @49 minutes. We should also be tripling our insulation requirements to cover the next 50 to 100 years.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump vows to give long July 4 address even if it is 107 degreesEnglish
3·1 month agoHe can barely walk, I haven’t seen him stand for more that 10 minutes at a time. Dudes cankles gonna leak just like his diaper. I do yard work about an hour at a time and I need a nap after I shower. His heart gonna take a nap too
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was your experience with cheating (romantic) like?English
3·2 months agoExercise, healthy food, and sunscreen pay with interest as we age. Mom is early 60s looks late 40s.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The President of the United States visited Pennsylvania todayEnglish
41·2 months agoHow do I bet he dies before next summer?
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
News@lemmy.world•Trump may be mystery patient in odd case of 79yo getting experimental obesity drugEnglish
9·2 months agoMeds kill hunger. You just feel full quickly and for a long time. My coworker brings a normal portion of food to work and only eats maybe half. They told me they don’t really feel hungry, but know they have to eat. They eat once a day. I’m pretty sure its just anorexia in a shot. Also this helps with physical hunger, so, if you emotional or stress eat, it won’t help as much/lose weight as quickly.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtfto
World News@lemmy.world•Strait Of Hormuz Shut Again: Iran's Navy Issues Warning After Israeli Strikes On LebanonEnglish
16·2 months agoThey’ve been non stop “ceasefiring” on
LebanonHezbollah until Hezbollah retaliated and immediately Israel cried the terrorists are attacking! They broke the ceasefire! We are victims in all this. I believed that’s when israel tried to put boots on the ground and the squad or whatever got fucked up. This shits been going for so long it all blurs together. Sorry if I got the events wrong.

Ugh, ppl have pores and peach fuzz! Its disgusting. --gooners, probably