“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

“Champagne businesses in the U.S.”

What an uncultured dumbass.

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

Why would Joe make face at this? He’s on the tit.

SEE NUMBERS 1 AND 3 ABOVE.

BIDEN IS A TALL WHITE MAN. THAT’S WHY HE WON. THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN IN THIS IDIOT INFESTED COUNTY.

1. MAN
2. WHITE
3. TALL

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

They did-fucking-not. They stayed home because she’s a woman. Just like they did in 2016. End of fucking story. The rest is just political writers needing clicks to survive.

SHE HAS A VAGINA. THAT’S ALL IT TOOK. DEMOCRATS DIDN’T MISS THE MARK. SHE JUST HAS A VAGINA AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC WONT PUT ANYONE WITH A VAGINA IN THE WHITEHOUSE.

Found another Elon alt account.

I’ve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer’s top fantasy.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

The bag and the planet pull towards each other.

He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

Trump doesn’t care about Christians or Republicans. The deal is, he gets to be the center of attention and above the law. In exchange, he does whatever the Republicans want. He’s too shallow, entitled and stupid to be passionate about anything except his image.

Taking a break after fucking Goofy.

Ke~~~~ky.