I read this in Dan Povenmire’s voice.

Oh no gee villagers, that just the worst by golly gosh.

So I needed a mobility scooter to help me get around after a stroke in November. I tried to get one locally, but the most affordable option was nearly $4,000 and it didn’t have all the features I wanted or needed. I did some looking and I found one on Amazon for $1,200 that checked all my boxes, but I didn’t want to buy from Amazon, so I did some more looking and I could buy the same scooter from another online store and they were even $200 cheaper and had free deliver and a 3 year warranty. It will be here tomorrow.

I know this is for EU boycots and I’m in the US, but I wanted to share.

https://gulfof.mapquest.com/

It was a spooky ghost.

I’d like all forms of content. Memes, jokes, news, articles, discussions, etc.

“…there is one thing I don’t understand: how could they have let things get so bad?” “That’s a good question. I wish I had an answer.”

– Julian Bashir and Benjamin Sisko

oh for fucks sake.

It’s a great question.

The thing I find funny is all their posts are either begging for money or trying to start fights. That’s it.

There are no bigger haters of Star Wars then those who claim to be Star Wars fans.

hahahaha burn baby burn, crash that shit into the fucking sun.

Oh no… anyway.

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I would have hung up on the dirt bag. FDJT and every single one of his mindless sheep.

To be fair, The Onion could just report the strait up real news for the next (hopefully) 4 years and it wouldn’t be any different then anything they normally would post.

Some people deserve to have their children taken away and to be forced sterilized so they can’t have any more.

People are so happy for other’s first amendment right to get stepped on.

Good, Do it. Every country should do it. Make it fucking hurt.

Star Trek is better than Star Wars Choke me daddy.