Couldn’t they just make it standard practice to reel in the wire after detonation? Sure, it could snap, but that would still be only partial direction information.

I thought it was a two-headed slug at first, sorry man. Hope they were good!

Benghazi ! Omg! Benghazi! Benghazi Benghazi! Benghazi!

Remember all that?

Chickens love anything green.

I’m sure he’ll do whatever they tell him to do.

Was anyone actually expecting progress?

I know what he can do. Set up an Only Fans of him crying about how bad he has it. He can charge a dollar a month and before you know it, he’ll be able to pay some of his creditors.

I guess they’ll have to use some of their other spyware

Thank you for keeping the lights on.

Interesting. Might have to try it… Hopefully Elmo doesn’t sully the place too much.

Generally, you really have to try to die in a tutorial. Impressive.

"…measure that would allow the new parents to designate a colleague to vote for them for 12 weeks after they or their spouse welcome a new child."

For some reason I read this as a spouse welcome a new child without the Congress person. (as in born of someone else)

Oh good, books on how to bully. We don’t want folks to lose their technique.

Sounds like Vlady is really taking the peace talks seriously. I’m sure he just need 160k peace keepers to help rebuild. He’s a super reasonable guy.

If it calls itself a department of the government… Isn’t that all the proof needed?

If the puppet master says so…

With the reluctance of the locals, they were Ushard it would go badly.

I kind of see it more as a sign of utter desperation on the human’s part. They lack connection with others at such a high degree that anything similar can serve as a replacement. Kind of reminiscent of Harlow’s experiment with baby monkeys. The videos are interesting from that study but make me feel pretty bad about what we do to nature. Anywho, there you have it.

That’s hilarious. 100% of the contacted population told them to fuck off. This is the definition of persona nongrata.

Perhaps because Hollywood’s attempt at formulaic content to generate maximum revenue loses it’s charm after you’ve watched the same story over and over? Hmmm … Nah, let’s keep doing it.