Rice and Sriracha for dinner again!

My old roommate waited 3 weeks to get a drivers license, and they spelled his name wrong on it.

Farve didn’t even know what dime defense was!

Runter, hoffentlich.

Wasn’t he a judge for barely a year before getting appointed? Then for three decades he just agreed with whatever evil shit Scalia said. He really might not know how to be a judge.

Hell, even Godwin came out and said “Oh yeah, these guys are totally acting like Nazis. Go ahead and compare them.”

Mine autocorrects “the” to “ther” sometimes. Not even a damn word.

Maaaaybe an Alfa, but I’m not buying a damn Fiat.

Beer is arguably the foundation of human society. Grain (and the harvesting of it) is a building block of civilization, and beer is inextricably linked to that.

Fuckin hell. I don’t believe in Jesus, but I still somehow think that Trump is the antichrist.

Nobody should be surprised. The Nazi’s ideas of eugenics were born in America. In 1939 the second-largest Nazi party was in America. A lot of Americans at the time thought we should be fighting for the other side.

For not being an American bozo, you’re being a bit of a prick.

I wish nothing but pain for this fuckhead. May he develop dementia and circle the drain for years, living in a puddle of his own mess, then die alone and sobbing the day before he would get the power to dissolve the trust.

There was a dude in Seattle who went by Phoenix Jones. He fashioned himself a masked vigilante, roaming the streets saving people from muggings and assaults.

Turns out he was mostly just picking fights with drunk frat guys. And we’re pretty sure he was dealing drugs and using the superhero facade to beat up his competition.

Boss: “How did you get this done already?”

Me: “I upped efficiency by employing clever time-saving techniques.”

Boss: “So you cut corners.”

Me: “Hell yeah I did.”

If the US leaves that alliance and then starts surreptitiously sending drone parts to Russia, it’ll get dicey.

If the AfD forms a coalition government with the normal conservatives and Germany decides to turn inwards and keep Deutsche money für die Deutscher, it’ll get dicey.

If Macron finally completes his heel turn and appoints Marine le Pen to interior secretary…

If Italy keeps going the way they’ve been going…

If the Finnish right decides that joining NATO was a mistake that let too many minorities in…

If the rest of Africa goes along with the Sahel nations and starts funneling their resources into the Russian war machine…

If Modhi lets Russia open more factories in India…

If China decides that they’re cool with sharing power on the global scale and fully buys in on the BRICS bloc…

Russia looks weak right now because the invasion has been such and embarrassment, but that can change surprisingly quickly. The global shift towards authoritarianism is coming hand-in-hand with a shift away from US/Eurocentric hegemony.

Seriously. Do we really think that all of these old men suddenly care about fairness in women’s sports?

Yup. My partner’s dad speaks Spanish, German and English. As he gets older, he’s increasingly unsure which one he’s speaking.

I’m a native English speaker, speak ok German, and only a bit of Spanish. Communication is kinda tough.

Same. If somebody speaks to me in Spanish, half the time I react by speaking German.

I make sure to trim my hair and beard before I go through airport security. If I’m at all my normal disheveled self they hassle me.