I think you need to see a doctor.

Am I the only person who doesn’t encourage my 6 year old to lie?

If you’re going to adjust the final amount for inflation then you need to adjust the £5000 for inflation so in 1493 you would only be earning £6 per day.

So he’s currently struggling against just Ukraine but he’s warning us that he could end up facing the whole of NATO?

*to have worked at Macdonalds.

You had me at kills civilians.

No, you’re driving on the wrong side!

‘The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog’ does not contain the letter S.

What can I do you make you happy?

Surely that should be potential parents

I wouldn’t mind quite so much if it was because the people filming that way believed it looked better. But the real reason is usually because they are too dumb to think of turning their phone on its side.

Looks like Bazooka Joe with the wrong colour hat.

*in The Hague

Do clown cars drive on rails?

07c225f3.online?

*claims to think

I first heard this joke at school. I’m 55.

Absolutely. I can’t drive a train because of possible confusion between red and green signals but where I live the tram signals just use white bulbs.

There’s a fork of OpenBoard with swipe typing at https://github.com/erkserkserks/openboard

I’ve found this to be better than any of the alternatives.

Orange and 21 and I am colour blind. I drive a tram.